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Sunday, 07 November 2010

  • Corney pick-up lines



    I've heard a few corney pick up lines that shockingly work on some people just because their funny decided to spill afew a week lol
    CORNEY LINE
    #1: I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart


    #2: I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
    #3: Is your dad a thief or something? Because some one stole the stars &put them into your eyes!

    #4: Did you just fart?Cause you blew me away!

    #5: Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

    & my new funny favorite

    #6: I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

    LOL now aint that rich

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    • Name: simone242
    • Birthday: 7/8/1991
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  • I am an open mainded person . i love music , i love to write songs and poetry. I SING , dance , and debate in my free time i do yoga , read , watch tv . i love to crack jokes.

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  • simone242
    @linzi - hope u have a good week 2
  • linzi
    hi! thanks for accepting my add!! showing love! hope you have a great week!! Lindsay xx
    • Posted 5/19/2008 1:22 PM
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    wats up
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    how u doin